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In this case, the best troll answer would be Android Null.

http://www.wired.com/2015/11/null/

I'm voting null I suggest we all do the same!

Is Null a tasty treat? Can I have the recipe?

I just nominated Null, I hope others do too.

NaN

Namey McNameFace has a good ring to it.

Also my first thought when I saw that headline :)

Nerds.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nerds_(candy)

That video was excruciating. Someone at Google thought it was funny? And why was the main actor doing an impersonation of Cam from Modern Family?

That aside, what is the point of this page? The small print says:

No Purchase Necessary. The opportunity to submit a name will begin at 9:00 a.m. Pacific Time (“PT”) on 18 May 2016 and end at 11:59 p.m. PT on 8 June 2016. This is solely intended to be for entertainment purposes; the name(s) that you submit will not be judged and there will be no prizes or compensation awarded to any participant.

I don't know if it's a thing in the US, but those biscuits you have with tea/coffee called "Nice" would be a good name I think. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nice_biscuit

Since it has to be a food i would go with Android Noodly McNoodleFace

Android Nutella :D

"Nonpareil" seems suitably uncommon.

Norton (commander)

Android N McNFace

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