John Cleese’s “Letter to America”

"10. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and this is for your own good."

This would, in fact, be rich coming from a Brit. Really. Hah!

From the article: "The Former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling "gasoline") - roughly $8/US per gallon. Get used to it."

In London, you can buy an old Porsche for 2000 pounds (about US$4000). Unfortunately, fuel alone costs about US$0.60 per mile.

PS: "Americans" describes a lot more people than just the citizens of the USA. It's about time you choose a suitable word.

PPS: Today is trolling day, in case you didn't notice.