Because you refuse to provide even the most basic information. Like what exactly you tried to use even.
>Also already mentioned above (file formats, instruction sets, calling conventions).
Mentioning is not helpful, telling is. So tell. What format? What instruction set? What compiler?
>You keep claiming Haskell solves my problems
I claimed nothing. I asked you a simple question to try to help you. And look at your responses. You still haven't answered a single basic question.
>And I'm hostile and evasive.
Yes. You refuse to answer even the most basic question that is needed to help you. You do not want help, you want to make a vague, baseless complaint and then avoid having that complaint proven baseless by refusing to provide any information.