Alleged RSA Authentication Crack

Brother. I knew this would happen in the popular media, but even the industry pubs are screwing this up with alarmist headlines.

Sidechannel, people SIDECHANNEL! This is NOT an RSA crack. Not even remotely close. If you have physical access to the encrypting hardware, you can probably get at the private key by other means. Causing voltage fluctuations in the power supply is an interesting attack, but it is more of a curiosity than anything else.