>If there's a regulation that your browser spend 52 hours on a web page, here's a script to make your browser browse that web page for 52 hours, clicking aimlessly among the pages. You're welcome; you've got other crap to do.

There is no such regulation. The regulation is that anyone selling insurance must spend at least 52 hours going over the technical details of their industry.

Zenefits incredibly conflated this with "only your browser needs to appear active for 52 hours".