Even on tilt the way you are right now, you know this isn't true, and that this was a very slimy comment to have written. I'm surprised.
I got increasingly irritated with his faux innocence as the evening progressed. I should probably have stopped around midnight.
you know this isn't true
My turn to be surprised. Which part isn't true? It seemed true to me when I wrote it at 2 AM, and it seems true to me when I'm reading it again now at 8 AM (curse these early morning meetings!).
Please look up confirmation bias. And (please) do not lecture me about my lack of awareness of the situation due to my newbie status.