Two things I want to call out, one minor and one more significant. The significant one first:
Your employer, in the response you linked to, wrote approvingly of Orin Kerr's proposed alternative language, which would enable the same sort of remote "hacking" with the new precondition that it be allowed only when it's impossible for the courts to ascertain the right district.
If ACLU is OK with that narrower language, is it safe to say that you disagree with your employer? Because your arguments strongly implicate Kerr's proposed language as well. Put simply: you appear to favor broad restrictions on DOJ's ability to coercively collect electronic evidence regardless of whether courts authorize it.
The minor objection I have to your comment is the link to WaPo about the FBI being able to record video from laptop cameras without lighting the LED. That's an unsourced anonymous claim that, by my reading, can't possibly be accurate as stated, since different laptops have different mechanisms and it is vanishingly unlikely that the FBI has defeated all of them. I'm prepared to be wrong about this, but expect that I'm not, and would like to know if you can provide any more evidence backing that extraordinary WaPo claim up.