Want purity, elegance and best community resources? Go with Haskell. Want Functional+OOP+kitchensink? Go with Scala. Want .NET? Go with F#. Want a strict/eager Haskell? Apply for a job at Standard Chartered (they say they have an in-house strict and better optimizing Haskell compiler).
What would X be, so that you would be able to say "Want X? Go with OCaml"?