So, tell me. Have you ever worked with any design patterns?
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But consider trying to hire people out of college (for a startup perhaps.) As these people don't generally have oodles of experience, you're left with having to ask them some questions about their basic knowledge instead of their experience.
Sheesh, Norman, just lighten up. ;-)
FTA: "I was speechless. I was literally unable to find the words to respond [...]".
Here's my suggestion: drop the arrogance, and either answer the question, or respectfully explain that the interview is over because the position is not what you expected.
Q: Have you ever worked with any design patterns
A: Yes
Q: Name a couple
A: Singleton, Decorator
Q: So, can you explain what's the decorator pattern and when it can be useful
A:...
Of course, the HR person was probably reading from a script, and he probably just had to humor him for a few more mins to get the next interview.