Adding to your list: "they released the newest OS for my old iPhone for free in order to slow it down and make me buy a new iPhone".

It's not limited to Apple, but the pattern is the same: it goes immediately from conjecture to absolute certainty of malicious intent (but they didn't count on the speaker being clever enough to see through the scam). And if disproved, it's just the exception that proves the rule, which the speaker then has to loudly reassert.

We need a new rule: Never ascribe to malice what's adequately explained by others having different priorities than you.