Dask distributed interfaces directly with HDFS...no need for serialization.
Dynd is specifically designed to deal with arrays of custom types...criticism sounds like it would be more aptly directly towards numpy.
once it gains Numba binding it will lose the Python overhead.
Re Dask...is 1ms per task too much? It has a threading scheduler that can work with numpy arrays to release the GIL....so not bound by that with numerical code.
Regarding regular list and text processing... Julia's poor performance with heterogenous data actually makes it slower than python for cleaning the corresponding dirty and text datasets.