I have the strangest urge to build a tiny user space around the malware kernel that gets booted by the infected MBR... opens IDA
If I could have a dollar for everytime I put my head to a random problem and came out 3 months later... I'd have more than fifty dollars.
Amusingly the readme for the pirate version said "I cracked it with IDA Pro" or something along those lines.
It doesn't even allow installing non-Free software, FSF will love this.