LiveJournal is so low class, the author should've picked a nice middle-class platform like Medium to publish this </s>
Medium is nouveau riche, LJ is authentic aristocracy. If you think Medium is "nice middle-class", it means you're lower-middle-class.
PS: I can't tell if I'm kidding or not.
PPS: what does it say about my class that I thought these post-scripts are a good idea?
There is often a bit of truth in a joke. I wonder if the "medium" would change the reception of a story.