I think he'd be disappointed. Here is his extended list of dirty words: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSlbEq0roEM#t=35s or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0ee4wqZvf8 (try the closed captions button!)

I'm especially fond of bearded clam, and i've actually used 'gleet' in a poem.

#2 is there in some forms, but #5 is surprisingly absent!