My favorite commit message of all time:
https://core.trac.wordpress.org/changeset/26851
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The Pinking Shears stir from their slumber, awakened by what may seem, to those innocent in the ways of The Shears, a triviality, a nothing-of-consequence. But there are consequences indeed for recklessly trailing your whitespace. Naturally, they a dire!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The Pinking Shears went snicker-snack!
They plucked your tail and with your space
They went sniksnuking back.
Let me tell you, that can be uncomfortable, so always pre-sniksnuk your trailing whites. May The Shears be with you.