Outlaw programming languages that threaten safety

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I did not know these were such dangerous languages. Hey, while we are at it, we should outlaw the pen. I hear it is far more dangerous than a sword.

I was not sure how can somebody that bored to submit a petition like this, but I found it hilarious.

I mean... Out of all the languages to pick, why not b * * * * fuck?