Buy a bicycle. It's a thing, but it costs a lot less, is a lot cleaner and safer, and still gives you experiences.
I don't have the time to tour from London to Croatia by bicycle, and there's no way I could consider it in any two-week break. I did it last summer by motorbike, and it was nothing to cross multiple mountain passes a day along the way.
Of course, like many awesomely fun things, it's quite dangerous, which is why I won't start riding again until I'm 55 or so.