Based on your list of how you like to write English, I agree. But I think your list is way off-base when it comes to human languages.

The beauty of human language is that it allows us to express our individuality as humans. There are an infinite number of ways to write the same thing, and each author can have a unique style based on how they choose their words, structure their sentences, etc. This is fantastic, and is truly one of the pillars of a free society. Consider "Newspeak" in Orwell's 1984 - its entire purpose was to eliminate free thought by eliminating choices in writing and speech.

Now in computer programming, I think unique styles are to be strictly avoided. A Newspeak-ish programming language that minimized the ability to write "creatively" would actually be pretty nice.