You miscreant you lie.

Everyday, I used to filter my water on tap (except for minerals) and I drunk it.

Then I got totally stoned with the highly diluted cocain, heroin, cannabis, alcohol, ketamine, LSD there is in it. The lesser the dilution, the stronger the effect.

Then I decided to get back with more normal way to get my life back from addiction. Drugs are bad.

Every day now since then, my routine includes diluting a mix of drugs in my water to avoid the effects of it. I am feeling much better.

I also noticed a problem with air. So I now constantly smoke weed, crack, heroin.

It is costly, but me at least, I am not insane.

How can you miss the pink elephant talking to the green martians that are infecting the lizard man in the government that are all around us?

Take back your sanity.