Our trademark lawyers are going to be banging on your door

This version grabbed a little more attention: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=11353181 (14 points, 1 hour ago, 5 comments).

Title: A discussion about the breaking of the Internet

Bob (Kik):

"We don’t mean to be a dick about it, but it’s a registered Trademark in most countries around the world and if you actually release an open source project called kik, our trademark lawyers are going to be banging on your door and taking down your accounts and stuff like that"