I'm not sure that it adds nothing. It's obvious what it's satirizing, but when you get to the end of the article, it does make you wonder what the big deal was.
The reason why Azer Koçulu removing his modules from npm was such a big deal is because a lot of high profile modules depended on at least one of Azer's modules. When you find out that the reason all these modules started breaking is because they needed to load a module to pad a string, the only appropriate reaction is a face palm.