* Kidnap myself and demand a ridiculously high ransom from the state.
* Restart the Free Love movement.
* Put my name is as Democratic candidate, sweep the rest of the election and 100% of the super delegates, and then become the most unexpected and powerful man in the world by winning the general election
* The most epic, cross-country, high speed police chase ever.
* My favorite parts of GTA, in real life. This includes pilot lessons after breaking into an airport by jumping a 15 foot fence with a BMX bicycle I stole from a gangster on the sidewalk down the block.
* Flip a quarter heads up, repeatedly, on national TV under scientific scrutiny. Sound boring? Wait until I do it 1000 times in a row, all heads up. The astronomical odds would make me more likely to be a demigod than just a really "lucky" guy. Not enough? Flip it 10,000 more times. If you do the near-impossible enough times, people will think you are the third coming. And then life gets fun. :)
I don't fail with them :-p
The most interesting things I've ever done started with questions that began "I wonder if..."
I would attempt to learn how to unlock the true power of the mind and teach others to do so (to eliminate fear and the self-talk stuff that stops us)
http://www.presscluboftibet.org/china-tibet-17/lung-gom-pa.h...
Either that or some kind of upload technology. Charles Stross' "Vile Offspring," here I come!
I suppose if I knew I couldn't fail, I'd just have to overload the meaning of the return value.
Which makes this a very funny question: you could also attempt to calculate the instantaneous position of an electron within an atom. And not fail. And when you don't fail, you failed.
Ground me somewhere on this one.
And also autonomous control of some other things.