* And fictitious
If you measure the same two people year after year, you just measure their genetic predispositions and personal habits more and more precisely. You cannot distinguish them from the results of your coffee/tea intervention.
Anyways, did you read the article on wikipedia? The prisoners were twins and their rations was the same - 3 intakes per day.
With only one person per group, you can't eliminate many possible reasons for their differing life spans: one may have caught a disease the other was not exposed to, they may have had different nutrition, different amounts of exercise, different habits, a zillion other things.
After all, do other twins die at exactly the same time? No. They die years apart for many other reasons. Unless this twin experiment could eliminate all those possible reasons, it shows us nothing about coffee specifically.
Also, this is supposed to be a joke, right? :~)