> Oh yeah we had to sacrifice tactile feedback
Nonsense. You need tactile feedback while driving. You will not be using the center console while driving. You will not even be looking at it. All of the stuff you need while driving is tactile.
> trying to be a fast car but only really good for 0-60 in a straight line
LOL. I sense hurt feelings.
> no OBD-2 port as another poster pointed out
Why would it need an OBD-2 port when it has an API?
http://docs.timdorr.apiary.io/#
> bad resale value as this article points out
Article is wrong. The prices for used vehicles are quite good. Confirm yourself.
> literally having your head touch the car roof if you're over five foot eight and sitting in the back
Get a Model X if Model S is too small for you.
> can you please give us a rational reason except zero tailpipe emissions for buying a Model S over, say, a Mercedes S-class or a BMW 7-series?
I'm not a huge fan on the S, prefer the X.
1. Twice the storage of an ICE vehicle. No engine block = FRUNK.
2. Safety. It is the safest vehicle on the road. Period. Because there is no engine block slamming in your face during a front-end collision.
3. I never have to go to a dirty gas station again. I fill up at home.
4. No oil changes. No transmission failures. Fewer moving parts = less maintenance needed.
5. American designed, American built, no $$$ going to questionable oil interests.
6. That center console? Fucking awesome. Enjoy your 8 inch joke.
7. Over-The-Air software updates that actually add useful features. No, I don't need to go to the service center to update my software. LOL!
8. It drives itself? Autopilot! Nice!
9. It parks itself. Even parallel parking. Will even open the garage, drive itself in, and then close the garage after itself.
10. Supercharger network. Free juice all over the country and beyond. Fills up in 20-30 min.
I can keep going, but I think you get the gist.
> Tesla will even refuse to sell you parts
Ok. Ever hear of eBay?
> call you talking about industrial espionage, if you try and tinker with their cars
Don't fuck with cars that drive themselves. Please.
> Seriously, WTF?
I wouldn't mind having more control over software updates and generally having more control over the vehicle, but I understand why they made the decisions they did. If you don't, it's because you were never driven in an autonomous vehicle.
Tesla FTW.