San Bernardino DA says seized iPhone may hold “dormant cyber pathogen”

So they're claiming there is a WMD on the phone and they need to break the rules and invade the privacy of millions of people to save them? Yeah, that's gone so well for America in the past.

What in the fuck.

This is tragically insane. The damn iPhone may hold the cure for every fucking cancer we know. Then again, maybe not.

Dormant cyber pathogen. Hilarious.

ROTFL