This is why you lie.
"Where were you born?" "In the fires of Mount Doom."
"What high school did you attend?" "Methamphetamine High"
"Where were you born?" "In the fires of Mount Doom."
"What high school did you attend?" "Methamphetamine High"
Some password managers will generate a pronounceable string for you too, saves coming up with anything witty...
Since security questions are typically used for things like password recovery, you probably shouldn't manage them with the same tool you use to manage passwords. After all, if you need them, it is likely to indicate a critical failure of your access to (or your data held in) that tool.