Moreover, if we can't get rid of export ciphersuites after twenty years, what is the probability that we'll manage to get rid of RSA in just a few? I'm not that optimistic.
There would be very little problem with RSA in TLS if people had moved to modern schemes like OAEP and RSA-PSS. The problem is that we didn't, and we're stuck with obsolete crap. Moving away from obsolete crap isn't the solution, it's the definition of the problem.