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Used this for years. Key to my success. Working for a global company, my use of this website has led to many, many, many promotions.

You leveraged best-of-breed portals.

It's his ability to harness leading-edge action-items that has made this type of disintermediated plug-and-play platform successful.

My mission statement:

"Iterate killer applications to expedite granular synergies and reintermediate compelling action-items."

That sounded like Dilbert's PHB.

My favorite one is Bullshit Job Title Generator (http://www.bullshitjob.com/title/)

Here are few examples:

* Direct Tactics Analyst

* Senior Infrastructure Producer

* Regional Communications Manager

* Global Functionality Analyst

* Legacy Usability Specialist

"leverage out-of-the-box infrastructures"

can we please get a version of this that is: "UPDATED TO BE WEB 3.0 COMPLIANT"? There's just not enough usage of the word semantic.

"cadence" is also missing

How do I submit new buzz-words?

Shameless Plug: I contributed to this viewpoint a couple of months ago: http://www.connersc.com/blog/?p=56

I used to work for a big 4 company that uses many of these sounding phrases as acronyms.

I frequently leverage synergies across multiple technology platforms on a go-forward basis -- stake in the ground. Call to action!

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