Fire Your Relatives. Scare Your Employees. And Stop Whining.
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When a client starts dicking around with payments for work already provided and doesn't have a really good reason (yes, occasionally things happen and it's okay to be a little flexible if you're convinced it's on the level), my rate for future work doubles, and if that means that projects go elsewhere, so be it. Fighting over payments is possibly the most unpleasant aspect of providing services to companies, and I'd generally rather pass up the work than get into those fights.
Don't follow this guy's example - you're not important enough to afford to be this abusive, and frankly, neither is he.
Of course, I am more of the "build something lasting, and of quality, and get on with your life" school than the "money over everything I'm going to die here at work" type.
I would not want to work for, with, against, near, or around this guy. He advocates CHEATING his vendors, to force them to basically give you money. Well, I suppose it would only be fair to not pay his company, right?
Anyone else have any feelings other than general disgust at the idea of working with this guy?
"I feel that I should triple the size of the business over the next 10 years because I’m getting old. I’m a little dissatisfied we haven’t done that...".
Gee, I wonder why. I've seen companies with very lavish perks and non-micromanaged employees more than double every year they've been in business. So I'll take 300x the return over 10 years, treat my eventual employees with respect, and love my eventual wife more than my work thank you very much Mr. Grumpy Pants.
My theory is that small business owners are upset that the whole "owning my own business" wasn't as great as their imagination suggested beforehand. It turns out that being "the owner" doesn't make you rich, and it doesn't give you a lot of free time. You have to work harder than the "average joe", and you don't get much out of it except for the comfort of knowing you are in total control of everything. This tends to make people bitter, because "it's not fair".
One other thing I've noticed is that owners of small companies expect you to care about the company as much as they do. I personally find this to be quite irrational (and this apparently annoyed the owner of the last company I worked for).
This annoys me too. At my last "real job", my supervisor informed me that the super-bosses were asking for ten hour work days in part to "test our loyalty to the company".
My response to that was something like, "Why should my loyalty exceed the bounds of our employment agreement? I'm here for eight hours of work a day. I don't have any stake in this business, I don't own any part of it, the super-bosses don't care or know me, and why should I sacrifice time with my family to make them richer when they won't even extend sick time?"
This did not please my supervisor.
His response was that he tells businesses to honor their word, but to negotiate terms. Of course, if you negotiate after you receive the goods, that's scummy, but I don't think that's what he meant.
Lots of big businesses extend their payables when negotiating with suppliers, why can't smaller businesses try to do the same?
It's entertaining, as an engineer, to see your accounts department deal with a vendor who doesn't threaten, they simply shrug and switch you off. The most entertaining example I ever saw of this was back in the 90s, when the company I was working for "lost" all its clients domain names... Of course I had kept copies of the email renewal notices I'd forwarded to them.
Some of the biggest douche I have met in my life are Management Consultants. Makes me wonder if being a douche is a prerequisite to Management Consultant position.
But I have to wonder if, at some point before he drops dead in his office, George will realise the connection between treating your vendors as interest-free loans and staff as unlikeable, and his experience that "Getting good people is 100 times more difficult than conventional wisdom says".
"Q. What do you think of “The 4-Hour Workweek” [a best-selling book by Timothy Ferriss]?
A. Oh, forget it. I haven’t even read it yet. I don’t want to die of laughter."
Of course, this is also a man who:
"I semi-retired for about five years and that was probably something I won’t do again. They’re going to carry me out of here in my shoes."
Meanwhile, Tim Ferriss is traveling the world, not thinking much about money, learning languages, winning dance and fighting competitions, etc. If I were a small business owner, Ferriss' end results would appeal to me much more.
This was also a classic exchange:
"Q. You say, “Love your business more than your family.” What does your wife think of that?
...
Q. How many times have you been married?
A. This is my third marriage."
No comment necessary.
I think not wanting to implement this type of workplace for my small service based company is exactly what's been keeping us from taking things to the next level. For us, it's been worth it to have a relaxed work environment with happy employees, but I'd be lying to myself if I didn't think it came at the cost of some decreased profits. I also find myself questioning our motivations for doing such -- is it just easier on us, as owners, to have a less stressed workplace? Are we afraid of being disliked by employees? Are these good reasons?
Anyways, the article does sound like a nightmare for any technical person, where creative liberty and freedom to innovate aren't fostered while under micromanagement. However most US businesses, despite HN's demographic, don't fall into this category.
Although I have stayed up all night coding for the benefit of someone else, I have long since grown and learned that it was a stupid thing to do.
I really hope that you are understating that. This guy's views are not just a 'bit' extreme.
And at the first opportunity to come along that was marginally better, I jumped ship and took it.
Unhelpful. Inevitable, probably, but unhelpful.
This isn't good management. This is neglect. As manager, you should be on top of everything.
Wouldn't it be better to simply ask for more money up front, rather than creating a shitty relationship by trying to stealthily extract more money through interest? I think trust between business partners is worth a lot, and not paying bills on time is not good for building trust.
I imagine that these two men are so diametrically opposed that if they ever came into direct contact with each other, they'd instantaneously cease to exist!
The first half of the article is mostly OK advice out of the guy -- it was the reporter who made the outrageous summaries like "cheat your vendors", and the "micromanagement" part didn't seem micromanagey as much as it seemed to mean "stay informed" -- but the end is just terrible. Loving work more than family is seriously one of the worst ideas ever.
Man has no children, third wife, is old and will work until he dies. What kind of life is that? This article is very sad, and I hope everyone immediately recognizes its cruelty and myopy and disregards it.
This is actually a good lesson in marketing. Everything he says recasts the situation in terms of a problem that management consulting can fix with simple solutions.
It's not the recession, it's poor salesmanship. A problem that can be solved by a consultant. A massive pan-industry collapse in sales, inventory, credit, and utilization could not be fixed by three ring binders and training classes.
Lack of vendor financing. A problem that can be solved by a consultant tightening the screws, backed up by a long list of companies that were helped. This is survivor bias. The successes are selected for companies whose vendors are idiotic enough to finance their customers AND lucky enough to survive the folly. It also relies on the presence of other parties who are willing to buy mis-rated bonds and do factoring (loaning against small business receivables). Both of these are being choked off, and may well come to an apocalyptic end as the financial collapse continues. Whereupon all his "saved" clients will blow up.
"Getting good people is 100 times more difficult than conventional wisdom says. The fact is, you’re going to deal with a lot of mediocre people, no matter how hard you try." In other words, your employees are sabotaging your company, because all employees do this. The only solution is new management policies.
Fear is the best motivator. Soliders have a word for leaders like this. Fragged.
There is some business wisdom about having a backbone in some areas that trip many small companies up, but when I got to the "vendor financing" remark, my judgement of this man was much harsher than "penny ante" as his tough love jumped the shark for a splash landing on shifting-the-burden.
My financial discipline is my vendor's financial shame. Nice one. Always want to be your vendor's least favourite customer when they run into a production glitch. Shite happens in the supply chain no matter how vicious your management style, and it ripples through on a selective basis.
This is classic Taleb: painfully grind out a one cent advantage every day, then take a $20 hit when the black swan rides again, at which point you excuse positioning yourself to take the brunt of the pain because 99% of humanity is weak in the knees, which is another view he expresses.
PS: thanks to y-comb for letting me type this out before demanding an account. Love that up-front business attitude.