You (and others) misinterpeted my comment and missed the point. I purposely wrote it a bit obtuse as a firewall of sorts.
Consider the broader philosophical implications of what I wrote. And proving it was a simulation would explain all those questions you proposed.
I have asked some of the smartest people I know about this topic, and no one seems to know.
It would be awesome if someone reading this thread knew something unique about it and emailed me. That's my only motivation.