Reminds me of the George Carlin bit on "stuff". Brilliant commentary on the American way, as always:
First, I assign string IDs to storage locations following a simple hierarchical pattern. For example, `H` might be the hallway. `Hc` might be the cupboard on the hallway. `Hc3` might be the third drawer in that cupboard, and so on.
Now if I put my old external harddrive into that drawer, I write into the inventory text file: "Hc3 external harddrive". It's the storage location, followed by the asset name. If the thing might have many names, I just chain all of them together.
Now all the queries come down to simple grepping, for example:
- "grep '^H' inventory" gives me all the items I have stored in the hallway.
- "grep Windows inventory" shows me where I put that old Windows 7 DVD.
My system also includes optional "intents" to be appended to the storage location. There's "#s" (sale), "#o" (offer = give away for free), "#g" (garbage), and "#e" (evict = move to a less accessible storage location if space is needed).
So I can just show the output of "grep '#o' inventory" to my friends, and they can see at a glance what stuff I have to give away.
Give me the gift of recognizing my preference for no material gifts.
Or toilet paper. I'll eventually make use of and need TP. (It helps remove crap! ;)
"To achieve full freedom in life, you must never own more than seven things, or else they'll own you!"
I won't spoil the rest.
[1] Thorn - Freedom in Life https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBcLtOaYvPI