I remember years ago telling a coworker that I was an ACM member and subscribed to the SIGPLAN proceedings. He looked at me and with all sincerity asked, "You can understand those things??"
To which I responded, "About half," but I totally sympathized with his question. Both Math and CS need the reincarnation of Richard Feynman to come and shake things up a bit. There's too much of the 'dazzle them with bullshit' going on. It's no wonder that it takes so long for basic research to see application in real scenarios. You people bury your research under layers of obfuscation about half the time. Does it really help anybody to do that? Why do you do that?
"If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough." is my new favorite Albert Einstein quote.