Please rewrite it. Maybe hide the menu under some icon I don't understand is the menu. Override the scroll so it jars. Probably a good idea to show a blank page, until I click through to allow about 4-5 external scripts before I can see any text, another 2 scripts to show images, and whilst we are at it, make sure I cannot click any links without allowing another script.

At the moment, the site is too easy to navigate, the text too easy to read. Maybe use more images, big images, a 2mb+ background gif would be good. Oh, I forgot external scripts, throw some of those in, my laptop fan isn't whirring so it is underused.

yes, what a terrible website, please "improve" it

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