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Hitting the middle button on SwiftKey "neural alpha" repeatedly:

I have a few questions for you to see if you can get me a copy of the letter to the office and I will be in touch with you to discuss the position with you and your family are doing well and that you are not the only one I have to say that I am a beautiful person and I love you and I love you and I love you and I love you and I love you and I love you and I love you and I love you and I love you and I love you and I love you and I love you and I love you and I love you and I love you and I love you

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This is from my swiftkey.

I am a very good to see you guys and meet Steph said she needs to find her copy of Banjo Kazooie the same spending power of the beach and will be working with JavaScript as well as the anticipated time and additional fees involved in the future and to see our contact information please click here to help you with your app and activate Inbox by Gmail on that account I deploy to the repo if you want to take open source tools to handle it though I have a digitalocean account I deploy to the repo if you want to take open source tools to handle it though I have a digitalocean account I deploy to the repo if you want to take open source tools to handle it

My girlfriends.

I am trying to get a chance to win the game is at the cough and I will be assisting them in developing an online patient care system where doctors will have a secure system to access patient files outside of the office and I don't know if you need any more information on the landing page and the other hand I am not only hardworking but ready and excited to learn about the cosmetic chemistry field of study of the month of the month of the month of the month of

How often are you talking about Banjo Kazooie?

I'd assume a good amount if Steph can't find her copy of it ;)

I am a robot is a good question is whether they are willing to pay enough to make the juice worth the squeeze in a few days ago and I kept meaning to take it to the post office is located in the city of the time and a half is leaving for an archeological dig in the Outer Banks and other things that I have been sent by God to bring social skills to the neckbeards of Reddit email this morning and the fumes were still really strong and it sounds like you to know if you want to get together and send an emissary to travel to Rome to ask that the Vatican support our plans to retake the town where I grew up in the numbers until next week and I just woke up at the end of the quarter when annual bonuses were disbursed the same time as a result of the time and a half is leaving for an...

"I have been sent by God to bring social skills to the neckbeards of Reddit"?!?!

I want that to be a generated sentence so much.

"I am wondering if you can send me a price list of your shaving brushes and I will be meeting up with him later today or tomorrow morning and let my guy know we should start on it as soon as possible to get the domain in the morning"

This is unsurprisingly accurate.

That's kinda sweet, given what they must have trained the network on. Lots of people say I love you!

Doing the same for iOS's built in keyboard:

The first half of the day before I get a follow back on my way home from work to be the first half of the year of high quality of life and the first half of the year of high quality of life and the first half of the day before I get a follow back on my way home from work to be the first half

Or in German (seeded with "I"):

Ich bin nicht so viel zu viel für mich nicht so viel zu viel für mich nicht so gut und dir auch ein paar Minuten vor Schluss machen wir uns in den nächsten Wochen in den nächsten Jahren nicht so viel wie geht das auch noch nicht einmal mehr die Kraft des faktischen der Stadt zu gehen oder nicht mehr zu sagen das es dir gut gehen lassen und dann auch die Möglichkeit zu Hause zu sein scheint es nicht so gut und dir auch ein paar Minuten

Google keyboard:

I am not sure if you have any questions or concerns please feel free to contact me with any questions or concerns please feel free to contact me with any questions or concerns please feel free to contact me with any questions or concerns ...

The information in this incoming message is not intended or the taking a look forward to meeting you in the next few weeks ago but I think I will be a good idea to have a few days and I have a good time and consideration of my friends and I will send you the best time to meet with the site and I I am not a problem for me and I.

The second one is when I alternate between options sequentially.

Google still has a bit of work to do I think.

Bizarrely, I get identical results to yours, both when hitting the center option over and over, and when going back and forth sequentially.

Have we both opted out of using our personal data to train our keyboard leaving only the global defaults or some such thing? I am sure that I don't type "please feel free to contact me with any questions or concerns" particularly often.

Mine is on, just checked. I don't think it uses any smart forward checking based on sentence structure. I notice that once I select a certain word, the next suggestions are the same regardless of preceding words.

Maybe TensorFlow could be used here in future.

matched here too, i have exact same.

that is amusing.

there isn't swiftkey but on Windows Phone but there is some native predictive typing which is pretty good - i try to remember to use it because it's actually useful at times but more often than not i revert to simply typing out all the words out of habit instead.

I am a bit tied up on my other projects and it is a bit of a Twittervision clone of the code to a new project to avoid filling up gmaps the same as the diff tool for Windows and Mac is Araxis Merge onto I am a bit tied up on my other projects and it is a bit of a Twittervision clone...

Not nearly as interesting as some of the others here!

I use this feature to send drunk messages all the time. Well, used to, now I don't have swiftkey installed due to poor performance (even though the new devices are more powerful).

This has a very protomolecule-in-Leviathan-Wakes feeling to it.

Heh, or Rorschach from "Blindsight". Either way, word salad and psuedo-natural speech remain a bit disconcerting and it's interesting how our language processing can pick it up fairly easily (compared to computer analysis).

This is from Apple's default keyboard:

The fact I can see it as well be the first half of the year and I don't think that I have a great way for a few years back on my way home from work to be the first half of the year and I don't think that I have a great way for a few years back on my way home from work to be the first half of the day after a while ago but the first half of the day after a long day at the same thing to say I have a good idea but it was the best of the year of high quality of life and the first half of the day I have a good idea but it was the best of the year.

It always starts looping with "I love you", but I only type those once or twice a day. I'm not sure why it always ends up falling to that.

If you type this exact phrase once or twice a day, it's probably in top 10 of things you type in.

Yeah but I don't type "I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you"

Hilarious! This tells a lot about me :) From my SwiftKey middle fi^H^Hbutton:

I just got me an email to a friend of mine and I will be a good address is being used to be a new pilgrimage site in the office at around 10 the same time not managing to deliver the best way to get the maximum out of it and to avoid too much hassle in organization and I will be a good address is being used to...

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