Okay, here's $135,000 a year, some stock options we'll dilute to hell, a probable tax burden, and a team of demoralized developers. Produce working software for my startup or be fired. And maybe be fired anyways if other things don't work out.
"Raganwald! What do you take me for?"
We've established what you are. Now we are negotiating the price and terms.
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