Not sure how that's the watch's fault?

I don’t suppose to take off my watch every night and charge it!

That's kinda part of the deal.

the sport band, which doesn’t make it easier to take the Watch off and put it back on.

But, it does. For putting it on you just have to brace it against something else to hold it in place. A couple practice times gets it down pretty good. For taking it off, it's basically a pull tab. Can't be much easier than that.

It's a physical watch, not our abstract lord and savior we can offload all subjectivity onto to make us feel better about ourselves.

keep telling myself it’s the best watch ever designed…

Just wait until it's also the key to your Apple Car.