After a lengthy investigation, lobbyists have determined that neither Glenn Marine nor its CEO "Fat" Leonard Francis have ever given any money to a PAC, super-PAC, campaign, or think tank. Nor have they put up any retired generals at the Four Seasons for the week while said generals made the rounds of the political bloviation shows. This is simply not how it is done in USA military procurement. "Cultural differences" is no excuse. The aesthetics of bribery are at least as important as the amounts. To bribe a C.O. directly is to ignore the chain of command, and that shit ain't cool.