You're serious and I'm not, gotcha. This adversarial attitude you assume, isn't helping. Work on that first.
> I know and have used about 9-10 so far so what is really the problem?
The problem is that you think it's trivial and other developers overwhelmingly don't. To be fair, it's only the first barrier to entry. After that you learn the sad state of Erlang data structures and expected language interoperability.