* Hello world (yay, printing to console, wow!)
* How to declare functions (impressive.... most impressive </s>)
* Their type system (cool, you have ints, bools, floats... I'm drooling over here!)
Please folks, for your language's own good, please put the unique distinguishing features FIRST in your docs. I don't care what your printf looks like! Just show me the 3 things I can do in your lang that I can't do anywhere else, and then you might actually hook me into trying it out.