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This is the comment where I begin a new comment thread, in hopes that it'll be more prominent than if I had just contributed to the existing comment thread.

This is the sentence where I really don't add anything to the conversation, but simply seek to obtain more upvotes. This is the sentence where you decide to downvote me because you find my ruse to be so blatantly obvious.

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This comment shamelessly replies something vaguely relevant to the highest scoring root comment in the hope of attracting trickle-down karma.

This is the comment where I show everyone how much I paid attention in English class by correcting the (grammar|punctuation|spelling|turn of phrase) you used in your comment while contributing nothing to the discussion at hand.

This is the comment where I ask why people are voting the parent comment down.

This is a comment where I commend parent commenter on a command completed as parent's comment's parent is now at +thirteen.

This is the comment where I thank the previous commenter and complain that people shouldn't vote down things they disagree with.

This is the comment which uses a popular fighting video game reference to break the chain of the thread.

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