In the same way, a helicopter is
like a hot-air baloon. Except it's mostly not - the comparison is very much misleading.
The GP is mixing together SSH agent with agent forwarding, and private keys with key signing by agent.
There is last week's CVE-2016-0777, which is a vulnerability that enables the exploit you are describing, but in a properly patched configuration, without agent forwarding (nb: this feature is off by default), this is not the case. Same with connection multiplexing: off by default (for good reasons). In other words, either a) please explain how that would work, or b) please stop spreading FUD.