The Real Problem with Lunch
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Status quo meals in Norway and France are pretty decent, I suspect. I've spent some time living in France and that certainly seemed to be the case. Status quo meals in the US? Terrible. The average American eats poorly - incredibly poorly - and it shows; in our health, waistlines, and, of course, in our school lunches.
So the real challenge is to move the needle on American food culture. School lunches can and should be one vector for effecting that change, but we need to recognize and tackle the bigger picture. As others have mentioned, proper regulations on marketing to children is a must.
Not all school models include eating, but those who do usually have a very high standard.
My mom calls me a 'foodie' as if it's a pretty major differentiation. When I visit, I do the cooking. Cooking food (especially good tasting and healthy food) is relatively atypical among others that I know as well.
Salad bar is getting popular at lunchtime although the potato salad and coleslaw get heavily used, low dressing alternatives less so.
I'm trying to get the students interested in porridge when they come in the morning instead of bacon and sausage sandwiches. We shall see!
Beans and chips is cheap so popular early evening (some students might get a 9 or 10 hour day depending on timetable and extra lessons they decide to take).
When I was 16 they switched the dining hall from the full-on Harry Potter long tables and served food (served by students) to a cafeteria style. At the same time they changed catering managers and the new one wanted to improve food quality and get the pupils eating better.
What he did was really simple: he added a self-serve salad bar with as many refills as you liked.
What ended up happening was hulking great rugby players would collect their hot food, and then go to the salad bar and add vast piles of salad. Then they would frequently go back for more. I forget whether there were salad dressings or not. He may not even have reduced the portion sizes for the cooked food --- active children of that age use vast amounts of energy.
So the end result was that without any kind of pressure or active encouragement, he managed to get complete generations of children to train themselves to like salad.
For me at the time it was the only viable lunch option due to cost.
There are probably various factors making this impossible, but I would expect that spending £5 per head on a decent lunch would return more than spending £5 on tuition. I could make up for large class sizes by sitting in the library or using the internet to study - a better lunch would have meant taking a weekend job (which I had anyway, but the proceeds went to savings...)
'Tuition' costs (i.e. everything except the canteen subsidy) are a tad hard to fine tune in Colleges. And remember someone has to put the stuff on the Internet - in the UK its quite often teachers in there spare time or as part of a project.
WRT 'stuff on the internet' - I wasn't thinking necessarily exam revision material; more Wikipedia, the C++ reference, etcetera. Project Gutenberg for an English student, etc.
I've always considered the examinations as a starting point - probably an artifact of living in a near winner-takes-all society.
The lunches were insane. A 3 year-old can expect a five course meal every day. Prepared fresh on-site. Different every day of the month.
The school district would mail a calendar of lunches to the parents every month. I still have some.
The parents care about the food their children eat. They're willing to pay a little more for good food at school. As a computer programmer, I earned an above average salary, and paid small amounts every semester for better food. IIRC, it was about $200. And definitely way below $1K.
My daughter loved her lunches, and I was happy to not have to make something with the French parents would then laugh at. ;)
The French attitude is "we live to eat". They say every other country "eats to live". That definitely shows in the different attitude towards the school lunches.
Japan also lives to eat and their public school lunches are very healthy and nutritious. The children often also partake in the preparation of the meals in part, so they get that learning as well.
In my large public university? Sodexo and poorly paid off site employees for 100% of staff.
Another failure of unmodelled externalities in capitalism, I think. If a kid's lunch costs $5 to involve them in the preparation process on site vs. $2.50 for a minimum cost contractor preparation... which is the better deal?
When I taught English to high school students in Japan, I had a couple of courses where we took over the kitchens and the students had to figure out how to cook meals with English recipes. I was very impressed with most of them. Certainly every student had basic cooking skills and could be trusted with every aspect of kitchen safety (and I was in a low level school).
One of the downsides to the Japanese school lunch approach is that it puts a burden on teachers. They are "on duty" during lunch time on a rotating basis. Japanese teachers get very little down time and extras like this are just expected of them.
Lunch is taken very seriously at the schools. In high school, lunch is not provided. A local bakery comes by to offer a variety of baked goods at a reasonable price, but you can't really trust that there will be decent food left by the time you get there (it is always a mad rush to be first in line at lunch time). Parents are expected to make a packed lunch. The teachers will often look at the students' lunches and if they are not good enough, the parents will be called in. In extreme cases I have seen teachers teaching parents how to cook nutritious packed lunches.
Again, it's a good policy which I think would be impossible to export. Imagine being called up by your kid's teacher and having to go in and be lectured because you failed to make a good enough lunch. I've actually seen parents in tears during their reprimand. Also imagine teachers staying late (unpaid) so that they can teach parents how to make lunch... In many ways, Japan is an amazing place...
U.S. school lunches are absolutely woeful. Just check out the #thanksmichelleobama pictures on twitter for a general overview[1]. I think there's got to be some big kick-backs given by the packaged food distributors, because there is no way that frozen pizza and McRib sandwiches are cheaper than cooking actual food.
We involve him in almost all cooking we do at home too.
I think this would be especially awkward with the prevalent safety culture of the US. ("How dare you put our kids in danger by giving them knives!")
I guess you've never been to Italy ;)
Can't say I have anything to regret.. the few extra kg's are just a tribute :D
On Tuesday, chicken curry (with white wine sauce). Wednesday, salmon with potato gratin. And lots of vegetables.
I can tell you some US cafeterias are not quite up to speed yet.
Anecdotal evidence: my "college" or middle school equivalent (which I won't name and shame) in Grenoble had a much less interesting canteen. For example, the fries (served with every meal) were undercooked, sometimes still frozen inside, and we occasionally found worms. The queue for food could be as long as 45 minutes, forcing everybody to gulp down their food as fast as they could so as not to be late to the next class. The food was always deep fried meat or equivalents. A decent part of the student population was quite fat, although not to US or UK levels of obesity.
France is like the US. You have areas like Manhattan or Santa Monica, and you have areas like North Virginia or Ohio, all with their own history, local funding, civil servants providing wildly differing levels of service. Paris is almost another country (and its residents definitely see "provinciaux" as foreigners), maybe even more so than with London and the UK.
For a deep dive down the other end, I recommend the movie "Journee de la Jupe" which gives you a taste of the ZEP schools (arguably the worst in France), it's a bit more realistic than "Banlieue 13".
Uh... OK.
My experience was at Ecole Rue Millet, next to Place Vaucanson :)
At a school we visited in Paris, they publish the lunch menu along with recommendations for a dinner menu at home, to be sure their food didn't clash I guess.
Now, back in the US, she complains that all they have at school is cardboard pizza, and that isn't a meal. Clearly she learned to appreciate eating a complete meal.
My first impressions when landing at New Ark airport was one of being flabbergasted by how utterly fat so many people were. In 20 minutes I very likely saw more grossly fat people than I had seen in the previous year in Norway. For me it really was the most bizarre thing.
Now in my early 40s, my memories are vague on this matter, but I'm pretty sure Coca Cola and the likes were completely banned from my school canteens. There just wasn't that much junk food to be had either. I mean in general ... as for the schools, forget about it. Pizza would be a very special occasion.
Whatever the US were doing, it was doing it completely wrong.
http://www.thelocal.no/20150506/norways-men-soon-to-be-among...
Most developed countries are about 20-40 years behind the US in obesity rates--if you look at overweight and obesity rates (and rate of change) in the US from the 60s, 70s, and 80s, they match pretty well with the same data from many other developed countries from the 2000s.
US obesity and overweight rates have mostly stabilized and will hopefully decline, so maybe the same will happen elsewhere (maybe sooner?).
I don't know if it's because your food is so much cheaper that people who have eating problems/don't care about their health and appearance can afford to crazy, or if it's cultural, but there's a class of super fats waddling around in the US that you really don't see in other countries.
I'm not saying we shouldn't exhibit greater willpower, but we're animals, and animals tend to be lazy when given the opportunity. If US cities (especially small cities and suburbs) were designed more to facilitate walking I think we'd be healthier overall.
I know in college I was in much better shape and I had to walk at least two miles a day to get to and from all of my classes (we had a large campus and a giant quad separating the buildings), and I often worked out at the gym since it was literally a two minute walk from my dorm.
[1] Though it isn't really that common. It's just that super obese people are very noticeable, so it feels like their are more people in this category than there really are.
It's really no big deal.
I'm a reasonably good cook (definitely "above average", but nothing spectacular). I would much prefer my kids' meals to be prepared by someone whose job it is to cook than me, for the simple reason that I doubt I'd have much time to prepare whole meals every evening. For me, it would be worth the price.
In the US, at least, a majority of public school students are eligible for free or reduced price lunch assistance ( https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/education/majority-of-u... ). Which means they likely don't have a sustainable "home preparation" alternative option.
As someone with a mom who taught kindergarten for 30 years, it's not uncommon for school meals to be the only reliable meals in a child's life in certain areas. (Hence offering breakfast)
shrug It's my understanding that many school kitchens and many commercial kitchens get their ingredients from Sysco Corporation. I know that I saw the Sysco refrigerator semi truck parked outside my rural elementary/middle/high school's lunch room at least once a month. I've seen those same trucks offloading similar looking goods to many of the restaurants near my place in SF.
Like others say elsewhere in the subthreads, the thing that matters most in regards to food quality is the professionalism of the kitchen staff. A knowledgeable cook that cares to do a good job can make a substantially better meal out of the same ingredients than can be made by a clueless and/or indifferent cook.
From the last half of my middle school education through the first half of my high school education, I had rather good lunchroom food. Through the latter half of high school, the lunchroom food was merely acceptable. What was the difference? The head lunchlady retired and was replaced with someone who DNGAF.
* to be clear, I am not that person. Just saying.
Maybe the problems run deeper
In middle school though, I had truly awful food. More than once the yogurts we were served were past the expiry date and we had a few cases of food poisoning. As a kid, I disliked the food so much that I usually just skipped lunch (I would go to the cafeteria because I had to and would just eat the bread and maybe the yogurts if they weren't expired), not good for growth...
The problem of preparing fresh food for students is that it relies on having a Chef who is good at his job and organized enough to manage the food stocks and expiry dates.
Also as an additional nitpicking, according to the article:
> Contrast all this with France, where vending machines are banned on campus
This is recent (2005 apparently) and that certainly was not the case when I was a kid, we had vending machines both in middle school and high school. Additionally to this, in high school, we had a bakery selling fresh warm pain au chocolat at 10am (not healthy but certainly delicious)
High income parents get billed for this, or they can supply lunch themselves. Low income parents didn't pay.
The private HS had the best food, but the meal was about $8 a day, and I lived close by, so I would often eat at home. I could make comparably healthy foods at home for $4 or so I think
The french public highschool was about $4.50. People complained about the food , but I had a little appetizer, main plate, and dessert. And it was usually all "real food". The kind you could eat forever and be fine. Main plate was usually some meat/fish + a little veggies.
In Texas I had a lot of mashed potatoes and chicken nuggets. I have no clue how my body didn't completely fall apart . but hey, it was $2.
BTW French Uni also had a cafeteria . for about $5 I could have a lunch similar to HS (if a bit more on the greasy side). A lifesaver for a college student too lazy to buy proper food.
There are important details (hard to get a lot of good fresh fish in the middle of Nevada), but the school meal thing really is another example of how the US really isn't as rich as it likes to portray itself.
With that said, it's ultimately the parent's responsibility to make sure the kid is eating healthy foods. I was recently at an amusement park cafeteria and I saw lines out the door of parents and their children holding huge green refillable cups, waiting for their turn at the Coke fountain drink machines. Many of the kids were clearly overweight. It struck me as terribly sad and unfair that the kids did not know any better than to enjoy sugary drinks, but that the parents knew exactly what they were feeding their children and just didn't care.
[1] http://www.cbsnews.com/news/kellogg-wont-market-sugary-cerea...
I saw an article while I was in California about a high school of last resort for juvenile delinquents. The reporter visiting it was shocked that the school was quiet, and the kids were well behaved. The reason (according to the principal) was largely diet.
The school had a cafeteria with organic food (some subsidization). About 1-2 months after a new kid entered the school, the behavor problems went away.
I can't find the link now, but I did find some related ones:
"Dietary management of juvenile delinquency", http://www.feingold.org/Research/PDFstudies/Feingold-delinq7...
"Nutritional influences on aggressive behavior", http://orthomolecular.org/library/articles/webach.shtml
It's a social thing. The parents are clearly responsible for educating their kids, but as a society we shouldn't think it's OK to advertise and serve dangerous crap to kids and just assume that this doesn't affect behaviour (the very purpose of advertisement is that it affect people's behaviour, I always found it strange that we then blame them for being influenced). You have to start very early to educate kids senses to appreciate flavours more subtle than fat, salt and sugar.
When Jamie Oliver attempted to change the horrendous 'meals' served to kids in the UK, he hit this very issue: lots of kids preferred to eat their crisps and junk food rather than the balanced, healthy and tasty meals prepared for them by a top chef (meals that didn't cost more than the crap they were usually served).
Contrast that to the meals served in schools in France: they are balanced, varied, there is always some choice. You will always find a choice of starter, main course, cheese/yoghurt and dessert. These kids find it normal to eat their vegetables. Parents wouldn't have it otherwise.
In France at home, most people actually cook. Everyone orders pizza once in a while, but the vast majority of meals are actually cooked from fresh. It's not a money thing: you can get cheap produces. It's a cultural thing: cooking is fun, it's a skill people pass down the generations, it's time well spent, it's something to be proud of, it's a part of normal life.
And that's the problem with USA.
It's easy to say that it's the parents' fault that their children are overweight, but everyone else gets to deal with the fallout. With childhood obesity rates approaching 30 % in places, the extra burden on the medical system is staggering. Horace was very much to the point when he said it's your problem when the neighbour's apartment is on fire.
The more general problem with America is the prevalence of business models that depend on sales of people's attention. "If it's free, you're the product" is such an integral part of living in the US these days that most people don't even realize how deeply in hock they are.
Cutting the cord, abandoning traditional TV programming (including daytime content-less shows and infomercials) and fighting the good fight against ads will eventually leave consumers free to make their own decisions. I'm worried only that it might take too long: the genetic damage to humanity will already be done.
citation? There's no way anyone under 18 just lacks the ability to distinguish between commercials and the program they're watching. Source: was once a kid
Perhaps the parent means the purpose for the programs and the commercials - as in that the commercials aren't just there to entertain you but to manipulate you in to wanting a particular product. Mind you essentially you can say the program is just there to soften you up and create a method to feed your brain the marketing message of the commercials ...
To me this just comes across as an excuse for bad parenting. There were junk food commercials on tv when I was a kid, but I didn't get to have them, because I didn't have money to buy them.
People in general don't really realise the impact that advertising has on them even if they are aware of them.
It's probably also not fair to compare pretty much anywhere to France, given France's extreme cultural connection to fine food (and hence pool of suitable school-level cooks).
Beyond this, I want to add that, if we're complaining about the overhead and staff, Chipotle (ignoring recent ecoli outbreaks) and similar have very fresh options ->$6.
From a more corporate standpoint, at $7 a meal, schools are entering competition with "gourmet" fast food options, of which 15-30% is going towards profit margins.
If mall food courts at all compete nutritionally with school lunches, then, at $6-$7 a meal, schools should charge (at market, not cost) for the space and restaurants should have profit margins.
Perhaps that money should be going into school lunches instead of wherever it is going at the moment...
Testing?
We actually looked at this in comparative econ, and I believe that the statistic is misleading, at least if it leads us to conclude that teacher quality should be higher in the US. You must correct for the alternative jobs available to the type of person who will become a teacher. In the US, since per capita income is higher, people who are deciding whether to become teachers or not will have to be offered higher salaries in order to do it because the alternative is more attractive, so the fact that per-student funding is higher in the US is actually the least we should expect, not some surprising statistic.
There are a few questions worth asking about this, though: Do those numbers include benefits? American teachers may get more of those than overseas teachers. And how skewed is that data by the very rich in America?
This page is also worth a look: http://nces.ed.gov/programs/coe/indicator_cmd.asp
The US is "below trend" for per-student spending vs GDP, fit linearly. Not by a huge amount, but it might be wrong to go on about how generously American schools are funded.
That does depend on how the money is spent, though. Wages might be higher in places that are more developed, but it's not clear that materials should be more expensive there.
In most US states, schools are nominally independent bodies of government, they carry all of the costs of facilities, pensions, etc. They also need to comply with all sorts of cost enhancing building and labor standards.
So in my city, the school collects $28k/pupil. That includes something like $150M in debt for buildings, salaries, 20% of salaries for pension obligations, 15-20% for employee healthcare, key expenses for the various charter schools, etc.
They also need to deal with compliance issues. Because some redneck place in Mississippi would give poor kids a slice of Bologna and stale bread, there are prescribed calorie and nutrition standards that get audited. So you can't prepare fresh foods.
The Chipotle debacle provides a bit of evidence that fresh and local isn't necessarily the easiest to quality control.
All the other camps in the lakes region started to outsource their dining to the Aramark corporation. Kingly Pines didn't want to go that route. How does an institution like a summer camp provide three meals plus an afternoon snack a day for $5 per person? The camp has average 200 campers under the age of 15 and 100 staff. Also, everybody is very, very physically active so people are hungry. That's a food budget of $1500 a day. The decision was to make everything from scratch. There were only three of us in the kitchen
The food director who was in charge of the pizza station at U of Maine during the winter was awesome. I appreciate that he listened to me because I was coming from the best restaurants in Northern California. We created a salad bar with 5 different types of homemade salad dressing. We baked our own meats for cold cuts. It's not difficult to make home made roast beef and turkey breasts before using a slicer to cut them. The tiramisu caused a riot. Instead of Dinty Moore beef stew, we purchased two top rounds. It's one thing to make beef stew with carrots and potatoes but my recipe uses parsnips, celeriac, turnips, and potatoes. Why only make one type of lasagna if you can make three different types? I bet I could get your kids to eat roasted portobello mushroom goat cheese lasagna. Once a week we would make several different facaccia pizzas.
The camp's philosophy is to challenge children to do things they haven't done before whether to get up on water skis for the first time or get to the top of a rock climbing wall, to explore their world, and to learn to be independent. That philosophy was extended to eating too. By the end of every session many the kids even the most reluctant faced with peer pressure to try new things -- it works two ways -- had become gourmands. Turns out that we spent $4.25 a day per person well under budget. The last day of each session when the parents picked up their children we had a big lunch for everybody as the camp did activities that included all the campers and parents for the day. I would say things to the dinning director like buy me four sides of salmon, a couple bags of spinach, and a box of puff pastry. So we were making prime rib and salmon in croute. One of the parents was just amazed and asked if the campers eat like this and his daughter said yes, every day.
Children are curious and if they trust the cook to serve them something that isn't dull and bland,they are open to the experience of good and interesting food. If someone is serving me canned vegetables and overcooked broccoli that was engineered to have an extended shelf life not for flavor, I'm not going to want to eat veggies either!
If you have kids, have a look at Kingsly Pines camp. [1]
I am not a chef. I cook at home, and my cooking skills might be above average. I believe that the cheapest way to run a school cafeteria is to make food from scratch. It is also a much healthier approach.
For example, instead of serving pre-made and super-unhealthy chicken nuggets, buy those cuts of meat and fish that are deemed "undesirable" in grocery stores, but perfectly fine in term of health and nutrition. They can be used to make stews, or they can be made into ground meat by the kitchens themselves and in turn made into meatballs, bolognese, lasagna fillings, burgers, fish cakes, etc. The same idea can be applied to vegetables and fruits, too. A large amount of perfectly fine vegetables and fruits are thrown away every day just because they don't look nice. They aren't rotten. People won't get food poisoning after eating them. They just don't look good. They are either in odd shapes, too big too small, or have some light bruises, etc. School kitchens can buy them and make perfectly healthy and delicious meals from them.
I do see the issue of this approach. It needs cooks who know how to cook from scratch, especially how to cook those cuts of meats they are not familiar with, or cooks who are willing to learn these techniques. I suppose it is much easier to find these cooks in the countries who have a long and rich cuisine history, like France, Italy, China, Mexico, etc. It could be a challenging task here.
Children don't have immune systems that are as developed as adults so bacteria contamination is much more serious. It is important that children are served the most 'desirable' food. I don't understand why it is ok to even think about serving the crap food to children? You are suggesting we give the old food that has lost its flavor and more likely has developed undesirable flavor to children. It's like you have this idea that we can just serve kids whatever.
I'm just saying that I had an experience where an institution served really good simple healthy balanced food to children within a constrained budget. It's doable. I know how to do it.
This isn't what the original poster meant. There are lots of fruits & vegetables that are thrown out because they're not aesthetically pleasing. As the poster said, they're not rotten. A carrot may have some twists and be a little crooked. An apple may look gnarled. A cucumber may have an light green stripe down one side instead of being uniformly dark green.
Pardon my English if I didn't make myself clear. When I say "undesirable" cuts, it doesn't mean they are bad. For example, in local fresh fish markets, there are expensive fish fillets. There are also many big chunks of fish meats that were cut from from filleting. They are as fresh as the fish fillets. Instead of being priced for like $15 per pound for fish fillets, they cost like $3 per pounds. To make fish cakes, they are as good as the fish fillets.
The same goes for beef, port, lamb, etc. Also, the tougher the meat, the cheaper they are, like pork shoulders, beef chucks, etc. It requires more time, more patience, and different skills to cook them than steaks. Actually, I feel children like richly flavored meat stews, no matter it is Italian/French/Mexican/Chinese etc. much more than grilled steaks/chops.
I would go further to say buying from locally grown meat/fish/veg/fruits. Establish good relationship with local farmers/butchers. Mention the food are for children who are growing. One may most probably get healthier foods than from wholesalers.
It's been a god-send being able to pre-prepare meals on a single day and only needing to do 20-30 mins of actual work for each meal (incl preparing veggies/salads) - and not ending up with stir-fry or single pot slow-cooked meals (which I still occasionally make because mmm..).
I'd usually end up buying meals because I didn't want the same damn thing again, now I get to prepare all sorts of different meats on Sunday for the following days. Everything from fried chicken, duck breast and steak to pork belly, chuck roast and salmon (usually cook fish on-the-day because it's pretty fast).
It's scary to think that we are advancing towards a world where kids could say no to this...
We had cafeterias but they were by and large for treats not for day to day lunch.
I don't understand why taking their own lunch is not an option if the food served is so abysmal?
Just because you don't agree with how a parent decides to feed their child, doesn't give you the right to arbitrarily take away their choice.
It's not a simple decision - here in the UK I would have my kids eat school meals most days (perhaps miss the meal they anticipate to be least appetising and instead make their own). Instead they have packed lunch [aka bagged lunch] nearly every day because we can't afford the school dinner.
I'm afraid it is really necessary to provide a decent school meal for many children in order to ensure they have some chance at a moderately healthy meal once a day.
On the other hand, if it's chore to take the time to prepare and cook their meals, and if school was presenting an affordable alternative, why wouldn't use it?
No-one is forcing the kids to eat at school, no-one is taking away the parent's choice.
The top four sources of calories in the average American child’s diet are grain-based desserts, pizza, soda and sports drinks, and bread. One-third eat fast food every single day. More than 90 percent don’t eat enough vegetables. And each year, our children are bombarded by around $2 billion in child-directed food and beverage advertising, much of which promotes the least healthy products.
If the kids bring their own lunches, those lunches will be crap. I can supply some anecdata on this. My mom taught high school and observed what the kids brought to lunch. I saw it when I did things like chaperone for field trips when my kids were in grade school. One kid's lunch was a sack of cookies. And if you want to be a snob for a while (disclaimer: I'm a bit of a snob), look at what people put in their shopping carts at the supermarket.
And it's quite noticeable that affluent people buy seemingly healthier food, and are much less obese, likewise for the lunches that their kids bring to school and the physical condition of those kids.
And it carries over into adulthood: A large fraction of my colleagues eat restaurant food for lunch, at least a couple times a week. The vast bulk of restaurant food is a pile of sugar, fat, and salt.
In my view, the US is not a fancy food country, and what works for us might not be fancy food, but teaching people how to prepare healthy food with modest ingredients. For instance I suspect that a sandwich and an apple would be a vast improvement over what most kids eat for lunch. That's all I ever got in the lunch that I brought from home as a kid. When I got old enough, it was my job to make my own sandwich.
As you indicate, this depends a lot on class.
Anecdotally, I always begged for the pack'ed Lunchables at the grocery, instead, I had make my sandwich with mustard, lettuce, meat, and cheese.
I often wonder if we (parents or schools) taught kids how to make their own lunches again if it would drastically help the health of most families, but especially impoverished families.
Source: Pew Charitable Trusts, 2014 (cited by the NYT article) http://www.pewtrusts.org/~/media/legacy/uploadedfiles/phg/co...
Of course a 5 course balanced meal.
If this is how you view eating then Soylent is probably the best thing since sliced bread in your mind. For the rest of us... not so much.
I'm far too lazy to find the reference, but I recall that empowering the children to do it themselves has worked more than once.
If parents were competing over lunches, I'd see pictures of those lunches on Facebook, because that's how parents compete nowadays -- like the pictures that people share when they summon up the courage to cook a meal at home.