how do you write like 1500 words saying the same thing over and over and over? Read this article for 1500 simple little examples!
In before "say something positive": If whoever wrote this gets to write a long rambling complaint about some random website nobody has ever heard of having a bad error message, I can equally complain about my pet peeve: "people writing long blog posts whining about things that set them off but aren't the real reason they are so angry to begin with".