Well, there's your problem right there.
(I have sooooo much more in this vein but I'll spare you. ;-)
EDIT: No I won't. Fuck it. This is too ridiculous.
These guys (and they are all guys) chained themselves to github's metaphorical car and now they're complaining that the ride is too bumpy and the wind is a little much.
Don't whine about not getting to sit inside the car! Unchain yourself and go catch one of the cars where the doors are unlocked and open and the driver and other passengers are beckoning you to join them. (Apologies for the mangled metaphor.)
These folks come off to me like masochistic babies.