"Hey, I'm Neil Patel. I’m determined to make a business in <GEOIP> successful. My only question is, will it be yours?"
It then analyses your site, finds a whole bunch of 'errors', and won't tell you what they are until you tell them your marketing budget (which you should, because there's 'only 1 place left'). It might be a fantastic tool, but its marketing is a real turnoff.