Join lottery pool at work. Might lose $2, but won't have to kill myself if everyone at the office wins and I have to show up everyday remembering that fact.
I joked that there was now a 292.2 million to 1 chance that tomorrow, he'd want to jump off of a bridge.
Fortunately for him, we didn't win anything.
I usually forget about the ticket soon after I buy it. I had my fun dreaming and I don't really need to wait for the draw to absorb jolt of disappointment. I know I haven't won without checking.