Fuck you. I will continue to be a Linode customer. Not sure what your goals might be but you will not succeed.
Frankly, and I am going to be politically incorrect here, these are the kinds of cases where I wish there was a "special forces" kind of task force to hunt down these pieces of shit and put them out of their misery.
This amounts to financial terrorism of the worst kind. It affects small and large companies and creates untold losses across the board. It is entirely unproductive. The world would be a better place if the pieces of shit who engage in this sort of financial terrorism simply didn't exist.
Happy New Year.
Linode folks: I'm renting another server next week. Don't need it. Just want to support your effort and, in a tiny way, help mitigate losses. I might just give it to the kids in the robotic team I mentor so they can play around in a real server environment.