Pity the Seagull
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Come to Utah all you gulls! Your ancestors made you a protected species here!
I remember when we moved to California I thought ice plant was really cool looking and loved it, until someone told me it was a much hated invasive species that's killing shoreline plants.
Anyway, I've got nothing against seagulls. They're big, pretty birds who have to deal with an expanding human population, like everyone else. I don't find them more aggressive than any other wild animal. Just keep your mouth closed when they're overhead :)