For some of these core tools, authors explicitly state that windows is a second class citizen. It's just not worth the expense to support something that has so few comparative users, in some cases (ruby). It's a lot of work for something that will never feel "native".
So I installed Ubuntu Server (latest) in a Virtual Machine via Hyper-V... set it to auto-boot.. setup OpenSSH, setup Samba ... I kind of just muddled through it, to be honest.. after that, I setup Docker, build-essentials and nvm, which covered my needs there.
On the windows side, I use Clover as an explorer replacement (file explorer, not the desktop), and use ConEmu for tabbed shell interfaces. It works pretty well for me. I use GUI stuff in windows, and the linux side via SSH.
I don't think node on Windows is so bad these days once you've got Python 2.x and VS 2015 Community installed... When I started with node (0.6-0.8 era), it was pretty bad in Windows. These days most popular modules just work, or work once you have gyp prereq's installed.