Here's a different approach: cut at least one big idea or product line that isn't going anywhere, that your competitors have long since dominated. Then, aggressively refocus the company on making the remaining products great. And that doesn't mean being cheap; indeed, they may want to hire dozens or hundreds to help the focus areas become as unique and valuable as they possibly can be. It may even be necessary to make some pitches to attract new investors around those products. And yes, keep giving those people iPhones and free food; don't be ridiculous, you need that to offset the fact that there's a dozen other places they could be.
It also sure wouldn't hurt if they could at least try to get back into the public eye. When's the last time you saw a commercial for Yahoo, or could even name what it is that they do?